Epic Epionce Epiphany
I thought acne would be a concern of the past once I survived the awkward ravages of puberty. But, it still rears its ugly head (pun intended) in my 40s. A monthly hormonal roller coaster or the free fall crash & burn of perimenopause? Have a blemish! Experiencing the stress of daily existence w/ ridiculously unfair, subjugative gender expectations & heaping piles of familial & professional responsibilities? Enjoy a whitehead! Self-soothing the toils of late-stage capitalism & its imminent collapsing of society w/ comforting, albeit less than nourishing, food and beverages? Welcome your new pustule cluster! Your bouncing baby brood are so deep & immense, that they might grow up to be boils! That said, I had been trying to manage ever-present blemishes w/ daily face-washing, benzoyl peroxide, & spot Tretinoin to no avail. I let it slip to a dear friend that I washed my face with a certain soap. She recoiled & was visibly horrified. After she composed herself, she informed me that everyone's favorite huckster and snake oil salesman was too harsh. I explained the squeaky clean feel of having my naturally occurring oils causticly stripped away was one of my small pleasures in life of which there are so few. She shook her head in silent judgment. The next time I saw her, she gifted me, as any savvy peddler would do, w/ my first supply of what would become my new dependent relationship to Epionce Lytic Gel Cleanser. Like a nurturing mother/ruthless dealer, she explained how to use it, where to buy it (LovelySkin), & cautioned me not to get it in my eyes because it would hurt. Excruciatingly so. She wanted to get me off the smack quack potion of the old-timey charlatan's desiccating soap & show me a new world. She assured me that although it may not produce the same squeak of the dragon I had been chasing, it would offer the desired effect of rinsing off clean w/ the added bonus of a refreshing, yet bearable, tingle. She spoke the truth! Within a week, persistent pimples disappeared & were kept at bay with daily use until I ran out of my new miracle cure. It was not long after my last pump from the drained bottle that my affliction reemerged, & I can say that I am officially hooked on this elixir & have become a begrudged brand loyalist. Something I endeavor resisting to avoid the abuses & marginalization a for-profit consumerist culture elicits. But my face is so clear! Please send promo codes. I recommend this product!
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